If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in - If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in
- If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of
- If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in
- If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in
- If you have gone from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in
- If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in
- If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in
- If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in
- If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in
- If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in
- If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly,' you live in
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
You live in Nebraska
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