I believe....

...toilets should all be required to have vents next to them in states that have temperatures that fall below 30 degrees.

.....pregnant people should have an automatic accident prone insurance that covers stupid things they do, like washing their husband's cell phones

....husbands should understand that when cooking non-minute rice, sometimes 3 cups really makes 10 cups in the end and not laugh at their wives who cooked all day and made both meals. They should not, I repeat, should not laugh hysterically at their wives mistake.

....rice krispie bars make the world a better place for a few minutes.