The Best Menopause Question Ever

Q:  How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? 

Woman's  Answer:  One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that  the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit
in the dark for THREE DAYS before  they figured it out. And, once they
figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite
the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the  past 17 YEARS!
But  if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER,
the  chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would  STILL  BE  IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE  STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS  UP OR CARRIES
OUT    THE   GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED  FROM  THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE  HOUSE!! 
IT  WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON WHO CHANGES THE  TOILET PAPER ROLL !! 

I'm  sorry. What was the question?